BULLDOGS WE GOT YOU!!!

The performance of Brian Hill for THE LABTECHS in the last three weeks has been OUTSTANDING. He is averaging 50 points per game. I don’t think that Walter Reed has WITNESSED this type of success since the year 1909 when this great hospital was founded. When you see this guy play you will be shocked with every three pointer he hits. One after the other, they just keep falling into the basket. Many scholars call this phenomenon “DA ZONE” but I will call it the “O ZONE” because Mr. Hill's game is in the stratosphere.

But THE LABTECHS have built a solid unit thanks to the BEST COACH IN THE LAND, Coach Banks aka “MONEY IN THE BANK.” The coach knows that the core of the team starts with the BIG MAN on the inside and he surrounds him with excellent talent. Even though Coach Banks lost one of the key ingredients, swingman, Joel Cavanaugh, aka “C MURDER” he has still built a very competitive team. Every year THE LABTECHS search for a solid point guard and once again we have landed a very good one without a doubt. Mr. Buoy aka “NO NEED TO WORRY, I GOT IT” is controlling this team like a remote. His knowledge of the game and decision making in distributing the ball allows us to score at will. Then you add in several key role players and it’s CASH ON DELIVERY!

One of the most improved players from last year Mr. Corey Chaplin aka “C SQUARED” is finding out that he can find good shots within this offensive system. Coach Banks has stayed with him from day one and believes that he will cause some matchup problems in several games to come. We will be without Mr. Chaplin for the next two weeks because he is going on a well needed vacation (bring me back something lol). But the biggest surprise this year is the new additions of Mr. Brooks. Mr. Brooks aka “SECURITY BLANKET” is probably the most versatile player on this team and maybe the entire league. Then you toss in “THOSE BANG BANG SHOOT UM UP ALLERGY BOYZ” and our team is complete.

Before the Game the team got together and talked about how much fun we are having playing under the direction of Coach Banks. The team has dedicated this season to our hardworking Company Commander and we promise nothing but excellence for the entire BULLDOG NATION!